lil aunt agony
Imagine that i'm writing to a newpaper column..
" Dear Aunt Agony,
I'm too attached to my phone. Whenever someone cuts me off and does not necessarily tells me the reason, i feel depressed. What should i do?
-Phoney- "
" Dear Phoney,
It is just a phone call. Slap yourself for me.
Regards,
Aunt Agony"